Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Merry Christmas from HERMAN

One of my all time favourite holiday traditions is the Christmas cards that come with newsie letters. Would I ever send one of these, NO WAY- but I absolutely love getting other peoples! One of my very clever friends decided to take it upon them to write a newsie letter from Herman's perspective. Those of you that know this person will for sure know who penned this little gem of a note, but everyone else might as well enjoy this hilarious holiday treat!- So without further adieu- Merry Merry Christmas from Herman! 

HO HO HO!

To my friends-family-and miscellaneous fans,

2011 has been a crazy year for a city pup like me! My mom always keeps me extra busy. I can’t believe I turned 2 people years in July (my mom had the best party ever for me with pupcakes!). I wanted to give you all a brief update on my happenings…


First, I want to go through all of my traveling throughout the year. In March, my mother took me to the Highlands with my kooky grandfather, my Uncle Winston and her best friend Laurie. It was so fun!
My mom didn’t think that I could hike all the way up the rocks, but I showed her (and Winston too!). My next trip was to Sea Island in May. I absolutely love going to the beach (except for all of the baths I have to get) & chasing other pups (regardless of their size). I was a little sad that we didn't get to stay in our own house, but our rental was almost just as great. My mom had about 10 of her friends over for a Junior Staff Reunion and I terrorized them so much. After those two adventures, I have been to my family’s homeland-- Athens, GA --many of times. I love visiting my grandmother’s house (and I always love to sleep in her bed with Uncle Bentley). I always eat lots of treats there and get to visit with my extended family. My young cousins are great and only are on my nerves some of the time.


As for my education, I am currently in the middle of 2nd grade. SPOT is the best school ever. We got a new headmaster, who is a little mean and demanding, but I guess she is alright. My report cards have all been good. I love showing my mom and Uncle Rex my high marks! Sawyer is my best friend at school and I really want to have him over for a sleepover soon. I keep telling my Mom that if Rex is able to have spend the night company, I am definitely old enough! I still wish that my Bullbeagle girlfriend Louie went to SPOT! My favourite subject is Agility. My school even entered me into a competition at Washington Square Park! I won 1st place out of almost a dozen other pups! My mom was so proud of me and was happy because it paid for a part of my tuition!


The biggest milestone of the year for me was moving into a new apartment. My mom and I lived in a studio on 7th Avenue and recently moved in with Uncle Rex, Carol T and Blakers on Waverly Place. I miss 7th Avenue because we had lots of dog neighbors and Uncle Rex always slept on the floor. I always had an eye on him and now he got his own room (no fair!). My new apartment is so much better though. We are so close to my favourite NYC park and I get to terrorize so many more people. There is also a huge hallway to play fetch & chase Rex. As for bad news, my heat & soul—BT (Bone Toy)—went missing. I wanted to file a missing person’s report, but my mom wouldn’t let me. She keeps telling me that Grandma found him, but is it really true? Guess you won’t find out until next year!


As for the future, I am really looking forward to going home for the Holidays (Christmakuh at my house) and to my Bar Mitzvah next month! You all will be invited!


Happy Holidays,


HERMAN MARIE ADAMS- 2011


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